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Moustache Quarterly Report

Posted in Uncategorized by Alex Daye on July 11, 2014

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The title of this blog post is only a little bit tongue in cheek. When we first started writing here, almost 5 years ago to the day!, we figured we’d be updating all the time, every week, every few days even, a proposition that seems wildly, even laughably implausible now. We had just finished the second edition of our Moustache Guide to Hong Kong and were determined that every Monday, our weekly day off, would be an adventure to some hitherto unvisited spot in Hong Kong which may or may not make the cut into the Moustache Guide to Hong Kong, but would always be documented on these pages. And now here we are, five years later, wondering 1. does anyone read blogs anymore? 2. is there anywhere else new to go in Hong Kong? 3. do our tips about funky shops and obscure getaways really rate when the tanks of the PLA are poised to roll into town over the young bodies of our young and suddenly radical young Hong Kong people?

Thankfully the answers to all these questions turns out to be a total, resounding yes! I mean, maybe people are all twitter and instagram now, but that doesn’t mean our devoted friends and fans around the world don’t like to sink their teeth into something a bit more substantial once in a blue moon, a bit like a newsletter? Which, incidentally, I was just reading is a very trendy medium in the world of inter-office communications. And so I hereby propose that you, darling readers, will be much less inclined towards getting your hopes dashed by infrequent postings if you henceforth think of this blog as a newsletter, a Quarterly Report, if you will, rather than a blog.

Because, yes, there are certainly many, many more new adventures in Hong Kong, even if they are new adventures in old places. This is the drama of a city, I suppose- something new rising always rising out of the dust or ashes of something old. In Hong Kong everything is suddenly new, new, new! New restaurants everywhere, new brands, or old brands opening new shops, and loads of new brands and shops in previously disused old government buildings. And yes of course these things matter, maybe even more now that the shadow of the boot is upon us!

So of course we were pleased and flattered when Virgin Airlines asked us for our Tsim Sha Tsui shopping tips to share with their customers. Pleased and flattered, yes, but also a bit perplexed, since we are the first to admit our coverage of the city across the harbour in the Moustache Guide is on the skimpy side, our knowledge of its offerings on the shallow side, and our feelings about it on the ambivalent side. But then, I thought, looking back over the past five years, in fact the eight since we landed here, this oft-disparaged burg has been the scene for some pleasant memories, from our first days staying at the Intercontinental Hotel with its ridiculous and probably criminally-obtained views of Hong Kong Island, to our many, many trips ferrying bags of suits from our Kowloon workroom to our shop in Sheung Wan, to the surprisingly relaxing stroll taken one day down the far reaches of Nathan Road. Ellis actually compiled this guide to Tsim Sha Tsui, and I think he’s done a very nice job, capturing some of its crazy juxtapositions and hopefully showing a side not so often seen.


While we’re on the subject of blogs, here is a very nice post from our good friend Diana D’Arenberg, the writer at Post-ism, about Moustache and our working space. Diana took the photo above, which manages to make us all look sun-kissed and healthy despite our rigorous avoidance of sunlight and fresh air. It’s part of a series on working spaces, a subject I’ve always been obsessed by, as I’m sure so have you. If you don’t know Diana, and that’s a big if, she is a wonderful lady that defies categorization: the stylish equestrian, the sexy art critic, the vampy jetsetter, the sultry chanteuse, the rabid rocker chick- she wears all these and many more looks with an ease and sophistication rarely seen in this world. In fact, we have been lucky to know Diana particularly intimately in her singer-ly guises: she performed at the very first Bearded Lady party, and, it turns out, at the very last, with more than a few in between, including unforgettable stomps at Duddell’s and Clockenflap.

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At the Duddell’s Palm Court Party

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Eating the lyrics people, eating the lyrics

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At Clockenflap

Nothing from Diana’s previous ouvre, however awesome and amazing, could have prepared us for her showstopper performance with Sean Fitzpatrick, another one of the self-evident most stylish people of Hong Kong, called the Belfies, performed during Art Basel Hong Kong. Yes, you’ve probably seen pictures before, but you’re going to see them again dammit! Because, in fact, here is one of the most amazing performances in an art fair chock-a-block with great performance art, maybe more and better than that which was for sale at the fair, this is debatable, but definitely radical refreshment in this heavily commercial landscape.


The Belfies covering Patti Smith’s “Horses” for a true art-house crowd

The Belfies made their debut at Apocalypse Postponed, where many of the week’s finest performance pieces were staged, this year’s entry into the Absolut Art Bar fray by Nadim Abbas. Some may recall that we worked last year with Absolut Art Bar V.1, Wun Dun, by Adrian Wong; some brainiacs may even recall that this is how our wonderful colleague Samantha Reid, tailor in training at Moustache, came into our life, as she is the fiance of Mr. Wong to whom she will very excitingly be tying the knot in less than a month. Mazel Tov and Godspeed you both! If you are of neither camp, and have no idea what I am talking about, I have to wonder why you are still reading at this point. Ha! Just kidding. In fact, Absolut commission an artist to design a pop-up bar during every iteration of Art Basle, in Switzerland, in Miami, and in Hong Kong. For Adrian, we designed costumes; for Nadim, we also designed costumes, though to an entirely different effect. Nadim wanted a bunker crawling with mites, bartenders in haz-mat and Spencer suits- which is basically a tailored jumpsuit, so called for Mr. Winston Churchill, who wore nothing else for his twilight years.


As seen on Mr. Churchill

Churchill Jumpsuit Jumpsuit #1 Hood Pockets Jumpsuit #2 Hood ZipsLab Coat #1 Head Lamp

As imagined by Moustache


Ellis, Paola and me. Paola wears a repurposed gold lame morph suit of her own, on-the-spot design- I can hear Project Runway calling someone’s name!


Adrian, Samantha and a beetroot cocktail served in a bloodbag

Thanks to the costumes, the hundreds of sandbags piled up against all the walls and those blood bags, not to mention the day of the dead makeup, the vibe was quite creepy! It was, nonetheless, a big fun party, but with a big, not-so-fun line down the street to get in: note to other Hong Kong nightlife people, throw a big party on the first night of Art Basel! We truly are sorry for all the folks that waited forever to get in or didn’t at all, but thanks to you, this brand new piece of Causeway Bay mega-property didn’t collapse, and those did make it in were comfortably treated to a stellar line up put together by Nadim, Shane Aspegren, our music guru from Clockenflap and a dash of help from us: The Belfies, a final performance from the now retired erotic dancer Julie Shah, and DJ Maftsai from Bangkok that got the kids dancing like a house on fire. Special mention must be made about what can only be called Ming Wong’s Extravaganza and his museum quality head dress.





It was quite a fitting end to a very spirited run for The Bearded Lady. We had a lot of fun nights throwing this party all around town and working with all the insanely creative people it took to pull one off, and what better way to lay her to rest than at an art exhibition, where she belongs.

Speaking of art, there was actually some of that around for sale too. For the first time since it became Art Basel Hong Kong, Ellis and I had a chance to check out Art Basel proper, and though there was a lot of heavy-hitting, blue chip stuff, our favorite would have to be this group of re-imagined barber shop poles by Adrian.


With the passing of Art Basel so goes the big going out season in Hong Kong, and life assumes its normal slower pace. We were happy to see our old friend Mr. Kurosaki last week- he’s our friend from Tokyo who helped us launch our Moustache Guide to Tokyo and pop-up tailoring salon. He and his team at Media Surf have just put out this super cool guide to Portiand, Oregon of all places.

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We got to talking about how much we missed our trips to Japan, consumed with life in Hong Kong as we had been these past couple of years, but now that the Bearded Lady is laid to rest, perhaps we’ll find our way again there sooner rather than later. Until then, stay tuned for the next Quarterly Report.

Signing off with respect, ALEX